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Whoa.

Wow, if this is your first flash movie it is excellent.

Side Note: I had Bad Moon rising playing in the background and it somehow fit.

Short and Sweet.

It could have been longer, but it helps the joke. Reminds me of the old ytmnd sites; straight to the point. The Seinfeld esque tune at the end takes the cake though.

My Rating pretty much speaks for Itself.

Nothing too new, or Interesting.

Classic.

One of the first flash movies I ever saw on Newgrounds way back when, still makes me laugh. Still looks pretty good aswell.

Simplicity at its finest.

Not bad whatsoever. There are a few rough points, such as the lack of some interactivity but you're on the right path aside from the limited feeling, and the lack of Chainsaw or Sledge Hammer doesn't give me that gleeful feeling I would have from maiming my opponents or driving a blade through someone's torso. All in all pretty damn good.